Khun Vee
Good morning, Khun Kwanjai.
I...
What is it? You look pale.
Nothing. I just wanted to tell you that...
Tell me what? Don't hesitate.
Um... I...
I...
I like you.
Khun Vee...
I really feel this way since the first time I saw you.
Khun Vee
Do you really feel that way?
Weeeee! He's confessing! How romantic!
Hey hey hey, you haven't lived here long and you're hitting on my friend?
Watch it!
Have some.
Hey Nerd.
Come on.
I actually don't want to be nosy but
you doing this might cause a heart attack.
what if she pulled out a gun and shot you in the head?
See, you need to go slow. I'll teach you.
Wait, you have something to eat at home?
Are you okay?
You see Thida, these days bangs are hot in trend.
She got her hair cut for a day, a guy confessed his love to her.
Get well, Kwanjai.
Oh dear? Do you have brain damage?
Who am I?
Tonkhao. And that one?
What's my name?
Thida.
And me, what am I?
Gay.
She's safe.
How hot you are.
Just got her heartbroken recently now someone's going to fix it for her.
Of course, my friend is the best. Only dumb guys around here don't see that.
Of course I see that Since 2nd grade. Remember?
That played husband and wife. She was a great husband.
We were playing family.
with Joe?
What? Back then she came in crying
she asked me , "Why you only play with Apiradee and not with me?"
Your Apiradee got big boobs?
Yeah... very... around C cup.
You crazy man! I said in 2nd grade!!
Actually, what Khun Vee did today stunned me.
He's too strange. All of the sudden. I felt like he rushed into it.
Hey...
Earlier I just discovered that the Nerd had never fallen for anyone.
And the reason he confessed was because he said he couldn't eat, couldn't sleep. He couldn't even poop!
The funniest thing he said was that he was afraid that his body wouldn't function normally.
So he thought that was the best way to relieve the symptoms.
And he mentioned some technical terms I don't remember.
Khun Vee..
By the way, how do you feel, Kwanjai?
Well, I don't know either.
Nauseous, wanna poop, something like that?
And it's time for our weekly question.
Speak of the devil. I know right?
A. Leaf or B. Nose, if you know the answer, send it in!
To end this show, I'd like you children to support me on love matter.
Because I was going to confess my love to a woman and I will invite her
to have dinner with me at home.
Dining with me at home but I'm not sure if I will have courage to do so.
And I don't know if I'll succeed or not. Anyway, please cheer me up.
I know now.
I feel...
like fainting...
Please grow fast.
Can you repeat that? It's my first time playing.
OK. Repeat.
If I get a black spade card I say
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
That's right. And if you open the diamond card like this you say
She sells seashells on the seashore.
And you must say that correctly. And if you open a heart card you say, "Lovely lemon liniment."
Got it? Ready?
Wait!
OK start!
She sells seashells on the seashore.
I won!
What's this? Tonkhao!
Your spit flew like rain.
I got all wet and lost my focus.
You made that up! You're too slow, don't blame others.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers! I won!
I won!
What is it?
All of you know, right? That our condo has a rule that all types of gambling are not allowed especially "cards".
But what we are playing is not gambling.
There's not money involved in this game.
I think you'd better not waste your breath checking on us. Go back and talk to your plants.
However, I see that is inappropriate even there's no money involved and you're not gambling but if the passerby sees this
They might think or misunderstand that you are gambling.
Tor, where have you been? What's that in your hands?
Come here. I see that.
Give it to me.
10k!
Where did you steal it from?
What's this paper?
That's a receipt from the lady in the house at the beginning of the street.
A betting record! Are you a host of soccer gamble?
Can I bet 20 on Liverpool?
According to the rule number 25, 8th paragraph of our condo regarding gambling and all vices, I would like to confiscate this betting record, please. Khun Tor.
Ton, give it to me.
Don't get mad. Should we talk about what Khun Vee spoke on air?
That he would invite Kwanjai for a meal. Do you think she'll accept?
Ai Vee? Kwanjai will never accept.
Khun (honor), not Ai (dishonor). I'll slap your mouth and rip it.
Khun Vee is cool, not a violent person like you.
You wanna bet?
Are you possessed by a gambling ghost? Huh? You bet on everything?
200! Kwanjai won't accept.
Do you dare? He placed the bet, do you dare?
Other people I could pass, but for Tor...
Kwanjai will accept. 500!
1000! Do you dare?
Yuck! Why 1000? Take 2000!
2000!
For Tor, 2000!
You're using my money.
No, let's do this. You put down the money, I provide the idea and if we win we split money in half.
Fair?
Yeah, that's fair.
Are you guys ganging up on me? Alright. If Kwanjai agrees to have dinner with Khun Vee, the money in your wallets will belong to me!
Yes, that's right! Great!
Well, you only talk but you didn't put down the money.
You are a good fortuneteller, aren't you? Go ahead and foretell it.
Oooh.. you're challenging me.
Go ahead and foretell it.
I wasn't thinking. I don't know anything.
You must foretell.
I am on Tonkhao's side.
Kwanjai will definitely agree. All in!
Right, another thing. If Kwanjai goes out to dinner with Khun Vee,
besides the money in the pool, the money in you guys' wallet, you two must serve as our slaves for the period of
1 month!
Alright! If Kwanjai doesn't go with him, all of the money in all washing machines belongs to us for 1 year!
And most importantly, your Hello Kitty will no longer exist in our condo!
Thida, you must do a-go-go dance for us.
I'm not ready.
You must do a-go-go dance for us.
Deal.
What are you guys playing?
Oh no, we're not playing anything at all.
Oooh... there's money too?
Ah... we were gathering money for the temple.
Hey, can I pitch in?
I wish to be pretty and wealthy.
Why Khun Vee isn't here yet. Did you really call him, Ton Khao?
I did! He'll probably come soon.
Come in!
We made a big pot of soup, so we invited Khun Vee to join us.
Good morning! You don't have to say anything now.
Look at the huge pot of curry.
Smells so good. -It's not the time to compliment the curry. It's the time for us to plan
about Kwanjai.
Are you guys helping me?
Yes. Both of us were so impressed by your love of Kwanjai.
Sooooo... impressed that we would love to whole-heartedly help without expecting anything in return.
Thank you so much. So what do I have to do to win Kwanjai's heart?
It's not hard. Listen.
Some women don't like men to make a sudden move.
Some like men who play hard to get and rarely pay attention to them.
And some like mysterious and enigmatic men.
Mysterious and enigmatic men... so how will I express this?
It's not hard, Khun Vee. First of all, you must not make a sudden move. No no no.
Not make a sudden move? - Yes, if you want to invite her to dine in your apartment, then you have to wait for a good opportunity.
Meanwhile, whatever she says or does, you pretend not to pay attention.
Whatever she asks or says, you answer her in a confusing way, sounding mysterious. After that Kwanjai will be enchanted. And when she's enchanted,
inviting her to dine at your apartment is not a difficult matter.
Let's do it!
Stop daydreaming! Time won't wait.
Are you reading the script?
Yes. Um...I have an audition in a couple days.
Actually, I'm not interested. I didn't even notice that you got a new bangs and a new hair color.
And you have 3 pimples on your right temple. I didn't pay attention at all.
And when you were walking in, did you have anything to talk to me?
I'm not telling! Even if you beg, I won't tell!
What are you doing in this apartment?
Oh... I forgot. You must be here to confess again.
Hey, I don't think so, Joe. I think he's here to propose to her.
Joe, are you looking for free food?
Grab it and go!
Not at all. I'm not looking for anything to eat. I'm here to help her rehearse.
Where are you at? Is it hard?
You guys are weird today. You'd never asked before.
I'm always like this. I'm always kind.
Thida, should we serve these two food too? It's fun to share with a lot of people.
Sure.
They are evil. They want to destroy our plan.
I won't let that happen.
Khun Vee, you must have confidence. Invite her for a meal right away.
Not matter how, Kwanjai will definitely go because I already paved the way for you.
Wait, wait. The food you're talking about, I hope it's not capsules like last time.
Oh...no. This time it's real food. I plan to cook it myself.
That's good.
The plan will be ruined because you messed up his hair! Fix it!
It wasn't good!
By the way, Khun Thida. Are you certain that I will be able to pull it off?
Khun Vee! Have confidence!
Yeah, have confidence.
Well, I'm feeling... excited.
Right, it's exciting.
Yeah...
Stop laughing like that. Don't laugh that way.
Stop!
Mindfulness! Be mindful all the time then you will have wisdom.
You know why? For this matter, we must not fail.
They are fixing up Nerd frantically.
They must have a plan to avenge us.
Don't worry. We will scheme them by flirting with Thida and Ton. When they are our girlfriends. Girls, you know. Once they are our girlfriends, they will comply with us.
Just doing that and we will clearly win.
Ton is your brother, isn't he?
Flirting with your brother and make him your girlfriend?
You think with your ear?
Which part is not good?
Kwanjai is here.
Oh dear, Khun Vee got a hew haircut. He's sooooo handsome!
Kwanjai, look at him. Right?
Hey, Kwanjai, are you gonna be home tomorrow?
Yeah, I have an appointment with Thida. We are going to cook, right?
Oh no. I forgot to tell you.
I actually made appointment with Tonkhao that we will go to... - Silom! Silom Soi 4!
I forgot.
Soi 4? You are going to Soi 4. Don't you dislike that place?
Kwanjai, don't tell anyone.
Actually, I found a guy for Thida.
Silly, I'm so embarrassed.
Then can I come?
No! - But why?
Well, think carefully. If you go, who will like Thida?
Yeah. I'm ugly. Please don't come.
I'm so embarrassed.
What a coincidence.
What coincidence?
It's coincidence that Khun Kwanjai will be alone. If you don't mind, I'd like to invite you
to come and have dinner at my apartment.
I think you shouldn't bother. I was about to ask her. Kwanjai... tomorrow...
will you come to a concert with me?
Which concert?
Concert...
Whoa... it's Retrospect, Kwanjai.
Thank you.
But I don't like rock concerts.
Oh dear, you don't like rock concerts. Then, let do this.
Tomorrow, you have dinner with Khun Vee and Khun Vee will take care of Kwanjai, right?
I have something to tell you.
What?
But you must promise me. It's a secret.
Why?
This morning when Joe invited you to a concert
Joe secretly likes you, you know?
He's really disappointed that you didn't agree to go with him.
I didn't know that. It's impossible.
Have you seen the movie "Close Friends"? There are a bunch of friends who love friends.
And what's important is that Joe has secretly liked you for almost 30 years.
Tor, I'm 25.
I meant he likes you for a long time.
Are you crazy?
He never shows that he likes me.
If I lie
at 10 pm, you come and meet me and Joe.
Okay.
Excuse me. Are you two guests of our residents?
I would like to inquire about the apartment unit.
Right, darling?
Please come this way.
Please.
You must make a lot of money managing condominium.
With that much money, you must have other business too.
Oh yes... but wait. How do you know?
Actually, it's a business I took over from a friend in Rayong.
It was grilled squid business.
Let's wait on that. I think that business has high risk.
How?
Meaning two of us like to do business with higher risks.
Grilled squid business isn't risky enough. It must be something else more thrilling.
Do you have that?
No, I don't. We are fully booked. I'm sorry that we are fully booked now.
That's ok.
Next time I'll inquire again.
Promise me we go to another place?
There're some around here.
I think he's hiding something from us. - Yeah, we have to come by often.
Khun Ruj...
...who are they?
I don't know.
Don't worry. I already told them that our place has no vacancy.
I guarantee the safety of all customers in Sawaddee Taweesook. I'm responsible for it.
Why he's not here yet?
Hey Joe.
What's up, plan crusher?
What girl would go to a concert like that? Must be rockers like us who get it.
What do we do now?
I have a new plan. Again?
What plan?
Attraction! You compete with Vee to win her.
You clearly will win.
Win Kwanjai's heart?
Oy... no, I can't.
It'll go too far.
Please. I beg you.
As long as she hasn't gone out to dinner with him,
we still have a chance.
It's a lot of money, you know.
Please. I beg you.
How?
Kwanjai...
can you come to the concert with me?
This concert is important to me and I want to go with a special person. Like that?
Kwanjai!
How long were you there?
Great!
Please excuse me. I need to go poop.
Follow the plan.
What did you hear?
Tomorrow, I can come with you.
It's ok. I can go with Tor.
Joe, we are friends. If this is important to you
then I can just not go out with someone else.
♫ I can't help it again, my heart... ♫
♫You are this attractive ♫
♫The more I'm closer to you, the more I like you every day. ♫
Well, I just happened to have surplus money. Let me go spend it a bit.
How refreshing!
You're smiling to yourself.
You are wearing this dress? Don't you think it's too simple?
- I have something to tell you guys. - Spill it.
Change of plan, I decided to go to the concert with Joe.
Retrospect concert? How could you!
I have my own reason.
But... a concert like that it's too noisy! Blahhhhh...
Like that! Don't put up with it. Another thing, when Joe meets a girl, he'll definitely leave you.
Leave leave leave you!
I doubt it.
Thida, I'll have to go open my shop.
I want to spend time with my washing machines for the last time.
What's wrong with him? - I don't know.
So what did Khun Vee say?
I smell soup.
So Khun Vee didn't know it yet?
Good morning, Khun Kwanjai. Please come in.
Please wait a little bit. It's not done yet.
But you look so pretty today.
What happened to your fingers?
I got cut from a knife. I was learning how to cook so I got some cuts.
Khun Vee...
I have something to tell you.
What paper is this?
The betting record that I confiscated from Khun Tor the other day.
Again, Khun Ruj!
Don't tell me that ..
This is the third time already.
This time they are doing it in from of my shop.
Let's do this, Khun Tonkhao. You need to calm down.
No! You must do something.
This is terrible. They don't measure up.
Sergeant, your shirt.
This is seamless. Nobody will recognize me.
Excuse me, our rooms are rented out still.
He still remembers us?
We even switched the outfits!
How could he remember?
What a waste of time. On the second visit we are still disappointed. What shall we do, dear?
How about this. We would like to sit on the couch and watch TV for about 5-10 minutes. In case people move out and we can have a room.
I don't really want to have money that much.
Khun Joe... I know, I know.
Here you go. I always pay.
Stop! This is the police!
Stop!
Freeze! We are undercover police captains! You two are under arrest.
What for?
Gambling and this is this the evidence!
This money is property in dispute.
I'll shoot your head off!
You misunderstood. I wasn't gamble..
You reserve your right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law.
Then I request my right to speak.
I said you reserve your right to remain silent.
That means you have the right to be silent, not having the right to speak!
Smile. Smile now!
Let me see.
What an impressive picture.
Why did you take the photo?
Just trying it out.
You know, Khun Vee cooks yummy food.
Khun Thida taught me.
Well, I just gave you some tips here and there.
Put it on nicely, you slave!
Switch the TV channel for me too.
After you switch it, give Thida massage.
Great! Blow this for me.
Dear, what's happening?
Joe!
What happened! Why are you looking so gaunt as if someone who just got out of jail?
I just got out of jail. Because of that culprit!
It's because of your betting record that caused the trouble!
Undercover policemen spied on us and found his betting record.
They thought he hosted the betting pool.
And I happened to walk over to pay the rent. So I became a gambler all of the sudden.
Actually, it was also my fault that I let two strangers to wander around our property.
Another thing, I still can't take care of a burglar who broke into Khun Tonkhao's shop.
Yes.
So from now on, this place must have tighter security.
Good! The bad thieves who like to break into our business can just vanish from the world.
It's time I'm looking for somebody to help.
From now on, in the security guard uniform like this, everyone call me Pee (older brother) Ruj, please.
You're doing this much?
No need to do this, Khun Ruj.
For your safety and happiness, it's my pleasure.
From now on, during the day I will resume my duty as Khun Ruj as usual.
For the night shift, you will have this Pee Ruj who will take care and keep watch for your comfort.
Shouldn't you hire someone to do that?
I can no longer trust a stranger.
Who would be as trustworthy as me, right?
I think he must have gone mad.
Khun Tonkhao too. Even though it was just a gamble for fun about Khun Kwanjai,
it's not appropriate. I beg of you. From now on, please don't gamble this condo anymore.
What did you guys gamble about me?
Oh good! Since it turned out this way, I'll expose everything.
Kwanjai, these guys bet on whether Khun Vee would succeed in inviting you to have dinner with him.
Really? Wow, that sounds fun!
It started with Tor! Because he was possessed by a gambling ghost, right? Then he challenged this one and that to bet.
I didn't know anything but went with the flow.
It's the fact. Don't get mad.
I have nothing to do with this except just a teensy bit. They started it.
Don't be mad. - I'm not mad.
Don't be mad. Eat this. You'll calm down.
No, I want to join.
Don't be mad at us.
Please. Don't get mad, please, please.
I'm mad.
But...
I will stop being mad if...
all the betting money belongs to me and Khun Vee.
You're the smartest!
Everyone, breakfast is ready!
Please come in.
Kwanjai.
What?
I'm sorry. I bought this concert ticket to make it up to you. Please don't get mad.
Make it up to me again.
Listen to the upper hand talk.
I actually didn't have to make it up to you.
Because I didn't lie to you.
Because you are really my special someone.
I will eat all the Nerd's food and pay nothing till everything is gone.